Om inte Afroman hade hört denna innan dom skrev ”Because I got high” så heter jag Sune Mangs.

I GOT STONED & MISSED IT

I was sitting in my basement. I just rolled myself a taste Of something green and gold and glorious To get me through the day. Then my friend yelled through the transom ”Grab your coat and get your hat son, There’s a nut down on the corner, Givin’ dollar bills away” But I laid around a bit Then I had another hit. Then I rolled myself a bomber. Then I thought about my mama. Then I fooled around, played around jacked around a while and then I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and it rolled right by. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned… oh me… oh my.

It took seven months of urgin’ Just to get that local virgin With the sweet face Up to my place To fool around a bit. Next day she woke up rosy, And she snuggled up so cozy. When she asked me how I liked it, Lord it hurts me to admit, I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and it rolled right by. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned… oh me… oh my. I’m makin’ no excuses

For the many things I uses Just to sweeten up my relationships And brighten up my day. When my earthly race is over And I’m ready for the clover And they ask me how my life has been I guess I’ll have to say, I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and it rolled right by. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned… oh me… oh my.

Words & Music by Shel Silverstein and George Cummings